“If you strip the Hamburglars of their hilarious gimmick, you still have a damn good garage rock band that is easily up to par with any current band of their ilk. Add back in the Hamburglar gimmick though and you have one of the most clever singles to ever come out of that genre since The Mummies. ”
– MXV – The Punk Vault

Four Men + One Weiner = Total Mass Destruction!

You can go to New York for pizza or you can go to Philadelphia for cheesesteak, but everyone knows you come to Chicago for a heapin’ weenie. Don’t let the cute name delude you, though; no fillers or by-products make their way into Chicago Style Weenies’ songs. We offer a humorous outlook on our surroundings, but the Weenies don’t tread lightly in voicing our opinions. The government sucks, entropy is king, and daytime TV has run amok. These are serious issues, and the Weenies intend to get to the bottom of them. No, we’re not running for any public office – but we most certainly will desecrate all of them through our brand of punk-rock crooners.

Hailing from Chicago,IL, comes a hardcore punk rock outfit, writing songs of love, despair, overcoming hate, and creating your life in your own fashion. We do not hold back, and we sing honestly. We are The Kreutzer Sonata.