THE MURDER JUNKIES
The Murder Junkies is an American punk rock band, best known for having been GG Allin’s final backing band before his death. They perform songs from Allin’s back catalog as well as their own original material.
The Human Aftertaste Corporation is the world’s only rock band & meat canning corporation in the universe! The company is ruled by CEO Big Lar and his sinister cohorts. Our heros, the Infotainment Crew have been tasked with spreading Human Aftertaste canned meat product to the world!
Brando Little (Harry Manhole) met Rod Henson (Tri-POd Rod) while working at the pumping station. Both felt a connection, but couldn’t put a fingure on what it was until Augie Lopez told Rod, Brando Plays guitar in a punk band called Lazy Affair. Augie then informed Brando that rod was a musician as well and he thought “Finally!!! I can start a gay band!” The next time Rod saw Brando at the pumping station, all he said was, “We need to talk.” Brando replied, “Yes, I believe we have business to discuss.” A week later The Gloryholes were a band, and found Adam Richards (Gaycy “The Go Go Boy” Slater) through mutual friend Harry Koniditsiotis, the frontman of The Angel Sluts. Now they were ready to gay up the Memphis punks, and haven’t slowed down since. With high energy music and lyrics that would make a sailor blush, The Gloryholes have been taking over the Memphis punk scene.
SEVENTY DOLLAR BEARD
Fantasy troubadours. Seventy Dollar Beard was accidentally formed in fall of 2008 by the comedy duo of Goulet/Nugent, starting with an idea they had come up with on a bar napkin about a band that takes the ridiculousness of rock and roll to a whole new level. It sat dormant for a month and most likely would have for longer, however Kris was asked by Nobunny if he had any performance endeavors going on that could be added to the hand-plucked “Nobunny’s Nuthouse” show. After not remembering the original idea and refusing the offer, he found the napkin and made sure Jeff was still interested. He was. Todd joined a few months later when they recorded their “Friends Don’t Let Friends Have Friends Like Us” album in his basement. Jon joined the band even later, but has been present at more of the shows than both Jeff and Todd. Try and make some sense out of that. Featuring both members of Hot Garbage and Todd from The House That Gloria Vanderbilt/Apocalypse Hoboken.