ILANGO GOPALAN
Ilango Gopalan is a standup comedian based in Chicago. He came to America at a young age, thus depriving an Indian village of their idiot. Ilango is sardonic, sarcastic, sinister, and cynical. He has been told he has a “radio voice” (and face) for the past 25 years, and today discusses the city, parenting, marriage, martial arts, news, corporate tomfoolery, and how it’s OK to hate SOME Asians. Ilango hopes to one day defeat Marc Zuckerberg in Brazilian Jiujitsu (current purple belt) in order to get his Facebook account reinstated.